Tuesday, April 05, 2005

The New Yorker is on to me!

This girl looks exactly like me wearing Lauren's coat. But with more money and a fatter face, which is going to get a lot fatter with that Times gig daddy's gonna buy her. Nor have I ever seen someone Bungalow 8 and Bob Saget before.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Eugene said...

OMG that is totally YOUUUUU, except for the whole wanting to be a food critic thing. If you were a food critic, you would do like one review per month. that girl is also def what i like to call snootstoop. ya know delusionally high class, unbearably low-brow
-eug it

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