Project Runway

Last night on Project Runway, Zulema, the angry black woman’s Wendy Pepper, ate the proverbial dust. The closet demon and purveyor of bare cellulite butts produced a garment we’ve all seen before—getting off at the wrong stop on the Bronx-bound 2, surrounded by hulking Jamaican mothers of many.

Equally bad—and perhaps worse—was Kara’s skid-marked cat suit. How long can her delectable accent save her? Santino, now a pussy-cat in his old age, pussy-footed around some average-looking graffiti, sewing up a skateboard punk’s maternity wear, complete with an asymmetrical handlebar top. Front-runner and professional inoffensive Daniel V (don’t get us wrong, he’s cute), surprised us all by drawing inspiration from Michael Kors’ corporate wasteland.

All this and far more from the “Inspiration” episode, one which relied upon advice from Michael Kors, a man who hasn’t so much as sniffed inspiration since Giuliani closed the bathhouses.

Catch it on repeat, every day of the week. What, Bravo have other programming? Ye of little faith.

Auf wiedersehen.